.My ode to Beck. Based purely on the lessons learned by the hand that held the chalk.

Glenn Beck you truly are one of the worlds most outstanding Fucktards. I expect to see you start your own network, you know like Oprah... Cuz we all know how much you love Oprah, and the other black people too, like your racist friend Barack Hussein Obama. You are truly an evil man, and I am glad you believe in Hell because there is no where else you deserve more to be... I heard the devil is head of the Muslim brotherhood, and Hell is home-base for the Caliphate. I'm sure he will give you special treatment tho, I mean the Devil and Rachel Maddow are after all, buddy buddy and she only has the nicest things to say about you.  Oh and your views on Islam should win you extra favor. Wait, what? YOU, Glenn Beck, didn't see this coming? I guess you don't actually harness the power to see into the future, hmm what do you know, simply a mere mortal like the sheep you corral.

        Have a nice trip and maybe you can use Rush as a shield...

So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye 

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

Say goodbye to 11% body fat , it may be a while before you see her again.

Can you call yourself knocked up if your husband is the one who knocked you up? Or is the expression knocked up reserved for a post drunken skanky excursion resulting in a bastard child? Doesn't really matter cuz... I'm totally knocked up. Go Drew! lol.

Way more passionate writing on this topic to come, but this is the official BLOG outing of my new prego-ness. 

xoxoxo, MILF in progress

*11%  body fat is an estimate based on the 9% I was b4 trekking up to Alaska ;) Go ahead hate me! No really hate me, cuz I'm about to be a heffer and this may be my last opportunity to have haters for a while lolol.  Love you all!  ...Don't worry I will find a way to still be hated ;)