Apr 7, 2011

Say goodbye to 11% body fat , it may be a while before you see her again.

Can you call yourself knocked up if your husband is the one who knocked you up? Or is the expression knocked up reserved for a post drunken skanky excursion resulting in a bastard child? Doesn't really matter cuz... I'm totally knocked up. Go Drew! lol.

Way more passionate writing on this topic to come, but this is the official BLOG outing of my new prego-ness. 

xoxoxo, MILF in progress


*11%  body fat is an estimate based on the 9% I was b4 trekking up to Alaska ;) Go ahead hate me! No really hate me, cuz I'm about to be a heffer and this may be my last opportunity to have haters for a while lolol.  Love you all!  ...Don't worry I will find a way to still be hated ;)

7 comments:

  1. hehe Kimberly! It feels so good to be able to 'shout it out loud' ugh, bad ref. lol.

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  2. I am sooooo happy for you and Drew
    Congratulations! I hope that you have a stress free pregnancy that leads to the birth of a happy healthy baby!

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  3. There is a mom at Kaylee & Max's daycare that has your exact same "build" and she is 8 or 9 months pregnant. I just saw her yesterday in what had to be 6" or 7" inch stilettos, skinny jeans and a tank top. She said she's only gained 16lbs and she's super skinny except for her boobs and belly (they are both huge). I'll try to get a pic next time I see her so you'll know what to look forward to ;)

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  4. hahaha, wow, I hope you are right cuz that would def put my mind at ease, I've honestly never even met another woman with a similar physique to mine. Everything I have read has said that I am at risk for gaining more than normal from having such a low body fat percentage going into pregnancy. Apparently an obese person can gain nothing and have a healthy pregnancy whereas someone who is underweight is expected to gain 40lbs. Plus a lot of skinny ppl still have high body fat % so they just look skinny but really are out of shape and therefore don't gain as much during pregnancy (like my friend's mom who stayed in her size 0's through both of her pregnancies). Anyway as you can see my head has been reeling. So if this person actually has a lil gymnast body with boobies then I will be super relieved to know of a success story that could eventually be mine hehe.

    By the way, that sounds like a GREAT daycare ;) Stalkerrific. lol.

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  5. She's a "professional dancer" so I believe her fitness level and body fat is probably pretty simular to yours.

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  6. LMAO, well that would do it!!! hahahaha, this is truly cracking me up today ;) Hey could you ask her how long into your pregnancy its safe to pole dance? Or to do inversions? hahaaha, cuz I'm not sure if I can keep dancing or not... I do it for 'fitness'. lol Diane I have to tell you my business venture when I re enter the lower 48! I'll email you ;)

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